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BITCH TIP #074: No, it wasn’t a dropped call.
If we’re on the phone and not talking about me, I’m probably just not listening.
BITCH TIP #073: The real world is a lot less fun when you have to be sober for it.
I just graduated, and I’m starting my job tomorrow.
BITCH TIP #072: No, I’m not serious about this.
Your feelings are just fun to play around with.
BITCH TIP #071: Stop asking.
You’re really fifteen pounds too heavy to use my ID anyway.
BITCH TIP #070: Apply for a gym membership.
This was going to happen until you took your shirt off.
BITCH TIP #069: Get an iPhone.
BBM is about to become the next AIM…I’m crying too.
BITCH TIP #068: Count ‘em up.
Slice of pizza vs. five more shots. What do you think?
BITCH TIP #067: Zip your pants back up.
I’m not drunk enough for this.
BITCH TIP #066: Stop telling your parents about me.
I won’t be here in a week — you’re not that good in bed.
