If we’re on the phone and not talking about me, I’m probably just not listening.
I just graduated, and I’m starting my job tomorrow.
Your feelings are just fun to play around with.
You’re really fifteen pounds too heavy to use my ID anyway.
This was going to happen until you took your shirt off.
BBM is about to become the next AIM…I’m crying too.
Slice of pizza vs. five more shots. What do you think?
I’m not drunk enough for this.
I won’t be here in a week — you’re not that good in bed.